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THE INSECT AND THE COFFEE
If an insect falls in your cup
of coffee, what would you do?
Here is one analysis:
1. The Englishman:
- Throws the cup away and
walks out of the cafe.
2. The American:
- Takes the insect out and
drinks the coffee.
3. The Chinese:
- Eats the insect and throws
the coffee away
4. The Besieged
Palestinian:
- Drinks the coffee and the
insect
5. The Israeli:
- Sells the coffee to the
American and the insect to the Chinese.
- Screams that his security
is in peril.
- Accuses the Palestinians
of throwing the insect in his coffee.
- Alleges that Hizbollah,
the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass
insects.
- Relates this vicious
attack to Palestinian Terrorism, attacks on Human Rights,
Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus, and
Discrimination against Noah's Ark.
- Commands Hamas to
immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee
cups.
- Re-occupies the West Bank
and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and
terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way.
- Demands more military aid
from America.
- Demands a 100-year,
billion-dollar loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.
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